Sex met Java :+

Door WHiZZi op dinsdag 6 januari 2009 22:24 - Reacties (39)
Categorie: Anya, Views: 13.044

Dan heb je een Russische, Java programmeerende dame als vriendin.. Ben je lekker aan het skypen+cammen met elkaar en dan heb je de volgende gesprekken:
[21:20:26] WHiZZi: sorry.. you are a girl, you are multitasking...
[21:20:34] Anya: true :)
[21:20:37] … :*
[21:20:40] WHiZZi: I only have one thread :P
[21:20:52] Anya: i'm multithread :D
[21:21:13] WHiZZi: I wonder how much treads I can make you do...
[21:21:29] Anya: i don't know :p
[21:21:32] WHiZZi: before you do a buffer-overflow
[21:21:37] … than I can hack you!!
[21:21:39] … yay!
[21:21:42] Anya: :)
[21:21:51] WHiZZi: come into you...
[21:22:00] Anya: you already hacked me :p
[21:22:03] … :D
[21:22:09] WHiZZi: you turned down the firewall :P
[21:22:17] Anya: true :D
[21:22:21] WHiZZi: or you didn't catch the exception
[21:22:40] Anya: i catched NullPointerException
[21:22:43] … of type
[21:22:51] … "boyOnTheCouch"
[21:23:00] WHiZZi: NullPointer
[21:23:02] … ...
[21:23:04] … thank you. :(
[21:23:09] Anya: :D
[21:23:24] WHiZZi: I thought I was at least a BigInt
[21:23:33] … or a float ...
[21:23:49] Anya: Long :p
[21:23:53] WHiZZi: better :P
[21:24:03] Anya: :)
[21:24:15] WHiZZi: but I found your security bug...
[21:24:25] … It was a string.
[21:24:32] Anya: :D
[21:24:47] … i'll send bug to developers :D
[21:25:01] … they will delete String at all
[21:25:03] … :D
[21:25:07] WHiZZi: great! :D
[21:25:18] … omg, this HAS to be on website
[21:25:22] … computer-talk-sex :P
[21:25:24] Anya: true
Ik vond het dus wel grappig :P